Are those knives on your hand real?
Oh, they are.
Well that’s not allowed at all!
(This actually is a true story, the guy that was stabbed survived.)
can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on
none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house.
Welcome to the house i share with 30 people. My 4x4 foot square of space has been vacuumed for your visit.
what if a ghost is in love with me and is using its powers to keep boys away from me because that would explain a lot